...Aand, I'm stoned

...off some dank medicinal shit. Briscoe, you would love this stuff. Smells like buttered popcorn, tastes like Mary Jane's snatch. I've been getting it from this medicinal dispensery called the KushMart. And they also have hash, which is soooo choice.

Not sure what the rest of you think about this blog. Blogspot.com is pussy-weak, but I suppose this has already begun, so no turning back? If anyone wants to post or change the template or anything, just sign in using the LDBP email account. Hope to see more posts than just Q and myself, because then the blog has no credibility.

Tonight is Jeff's joint birthday party with some half-asian chick who is cravin' some diiiiick. You might remember him as my friend from Peoria who has been living out in L.A. for the past two years. Some of you might remember him as a strange bearded abductor who took yours truly away (kidding). This birthday babe, Aisha the Half-Asian (I wonder if her father thought that a name like "Aisha" would make her sound more Asian? And if so, when did he devise this plan? What trimester was it in? Was it pre-conception that he had always wanted a 51% Asian daughter; and despite what he viewed as shortcomings racially, devised a plan to bag a 100% Asian bird, then name his first born daughter something Asian-sounding like Aisha?) this birthday babe, she chose a pajama-theme. So, I'll report on the number of morally-bankrupt girls that show up only with lingerie, and how many of them get into the pool with it on. My figures will be very accurate, as I will be keeping a close eye on them.

I'll be wearing some sort of gold and black floral smoking jacket I bought at a vintage store, the Buffalo Exchange, in Chicago. Slippers, silk pajama pants, etc. The plan is to not get too drunk early, but I can get hammered late because I live next door. So, I've got that going for me, which is nice. In general, the nightlife has been pretty righteous.

Not sure when I'll be returning, too early to tell. If I return soon it means that I was a total bozo with my cash flow and didn't get on my game like $it Mon Mil. But maybe I can whore myself out, it seems to be a popular choice of career here. I could whore myself out to a thousand fat chicks for 50 bucks a piece, or 50 really fat chicks for 1000 bucks a piece... 


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