Hello?
Well Hello.
What's cookin', good lookin'?
Oh my, you really are too kind.
Well, forgive me if I am being to forward, but you are the prettiest thing I have seen in quite some time.
Oh, I bet you say that to all the Smiths.
I have never met a Smith like you before.
Oh dear, you are too much.
And on and on and on. Is that really what we want this to turn into? Some weird, psuedo-sexual narcissistic playground for me and Q to root around in? No one wants that. Have any of you talked to Quinn lately? The last thing that kid needs is more one-way outlets for his thoughts. He needs human interaction. Face-to-face, two-ways. Here is a random sampling of a conversation I had with Quinn yesterday:
"so many people doing so many thingsyou know? its like what can someone not do that someone is already doing because on the interent it is like everyone does everything and everyone has to know about that because it is the information superhighway but it is also like who reads all this stuff all the time? or do things float to the surface for the average person because i'm sitting over here and you're over there but between us is alot of space do you follow?
Chilling. I am legitimately concerned for the welfare of the great state of Colorado. God speed, John Denver, god speed.
Let's get this together. I miss peanut, what are you up to man? Hey $it Money Millionaire, where you at son? Doug E. Freshington, how about a post before you leave the country forever. Kristin, how is the life of a coffee shop manager? Is your entire staff still of the lesbian persuasion? Come on people.
More later. And that's a threat.
-Smits McGrits
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